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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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foodnun:

earthnation:

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

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blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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farewell-jack:

If you have something you want to tell me just say it. I promise I won’t bite.

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rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

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icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

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wrapi:

wrapi 
More like this here! 
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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

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volatilequeer:

RIP townhouse

I’m burning it to the ground

It’s the only way to beat this spider

This bastard has cost me EVERYTHING

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3 a.m. friends

3 a.m. friends

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